I saw Kick-Ass last night and it was the first movie Nic Cage didn’t suck in. Also, I am now in love with Aaron Johnson, for obvious reasons. The only downside is that he is engaged. Not ONLY that but he is younger than me and his fiancé is ohhhhhhh about 42. Ok, whatever, call me when your wife dies and you’re still 30.

I saw Kick-Ass last night and it was the first movie Nic Cage didn’t suck in. Also, I am now in love with Aaron Johnson, for obvious reasons. The only downside is that he is engaged. Not ONLY that but he is younger than me and his fiancé is ohhhhhhh about 42. Ok, whatever, call me when your wife dies and you’re still 30.